Due to a cockup at the pharmacy I just have "Fortijuice" to live off at the moment, my milkshake stylee "Fortisip" should be waiting for me this evening.

I can already report that drinking Fortijuice makes your piss smell like that last flavour you had – "Fruits of the Forest" most recently.

My stomach is wondering what the hell has hit it – I was also awake early this morning craving food. And I have a bloody annoying headache.

Not so good so far then…