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Democracy in action

Was walking back from the shops along Warwick Road this morning and was greeted by the sight of lots of motorcycle based policemen blocking the road off. Various things went through my mind:
– Terrorism? (stupid)
– Event at the exhibition centre? (perhaps)
– Other? (likely)
In actual fact it was a demonstration against the “Congestion Charge” being expanded into Kensington & Chelsea. I know a lot of people have stupid stickers in their car and house windows protesting against it, so I was expecting a huge mass of people. Not so! There was, in fact, maybe a hundred people (25% were in pushchairs) and a greater number of police officers.
I judge the effect of this demonstration to be virtually nil – except in really annoying and inconveniencing the residents and motorists of the area, the very people who these people are supposedly demonstrating for!
Awful, poor quality camera phone pic here.

Vacuous, tired, psychopaths

So, the latest incantation of this dreary format has started again. Last year I didn’t watch “Big Brother”, but instead spent the odd free evening watching otters and badgers with Bill Oddie on the BBC. Yes, BB4 was universally hated.
I have had every intention of not bothering watching again this year, however an accidental exposure (well, there was nothing else to watch) to the opening night has got me hooked I fear.
How have they managed to do this? The key ingredients that the viewing public wishes to see are essentially sex and masses of bitching and backstabbing. To this end they have filled the place with a bunch of nuts, fruit loops and psychopaths; thrown in several gay men (renowned to be promiscuous), a militant lesbian (I dislike her intensely already), a bisexual porn obsessed lady from the north and a post-op transsexual; then added in a religious fanatic.
Excellent – a recipe for sniping all around: BB5 shall have my limited viewing attention. Fuck – another summer wasted.

Dematifying and Redensifying

Apologies for the distinct lack of activity – this last week seems to have been rather busy for some reason.
My main focus of rant today is the current plethora of bullshit science in adverts for all sorted of facial concoctions, lotions and potions. These use words such as dematifying and redensifying and contain essence of cherries and other such “exotics”. The added clincher for these sorts of ads is the pseudo-scientific trial which found 55% of the 19 women who used the product found some sort of improvement in a self-evaluated questionnaire.
I feel that this is the modern day equivalent of snake oil; charging astronomic prices for little more than grease and perfume in a bottle. Surely there should be a law against this sort of thing, but maybe we shouldn’t bother protecting the stupid with far too much money at their disposal; maybe I should even get in on the act: Lomas’ patent skinjuvenating cream. Has a certain ring about it don’t you think?

Woooo!

Yay – I have a new job! Still at Imperial though, but now I have the snazzy job title of:
Senior Windows Infrastructure Analyst
If you know what that means exactly, do let me know won’t you.

Poor Taste Alert!

There’s currently a political storm brewing in the UK this morning over the mistreatment of prisoners in Irag (following on from those dastardly Americans), leading with the following photograph on the front pages:
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Personally speaking, I’d rather enjoying being tied up, hooded and pissed over by a squaddie in uniform… ho hum.

Stereotypical Pooves

Is it just me, or is the standard view of gay males one of the muscle mary in a white t-shirt?
Let me explain: The BBC have a stock “gay” picture they used to trot out a lot; it was of two boyz, holding hands, in white t-shirts. I can’t find the exact one, but this article gives you an idea.
The reason this has my goat is Coronation Street this evening which featured the morning after of “Todd” spending the night with “Karl”. He goes to bed with a man and miraculously wakes up wearing matching white t-shirts! Aaaargh!
I’ll update this with some pictures to illustrate my point later!

He has a name!

Thank you to the lovely Jarrod who won “The Games”; a cross between Big Brother, Celebrity and Lycra. You have avenged all those people who took the piss at school saying gay people can’t play sport – sod you all.
On a similar vein, I was rather annoyed that he was continuously mentioned as “Mr Gay UK” – HE HAS A FUCKING NAME! Thanks must go to Jamie Theakston (the presenter of the show) for finally dismissing this bloody awful title once he’d won – awww bless.

Not what I expected

Went to the recording of the first of the new series of “Have I Got News For You” at the London Studios last night.
It was pretty well organised, but if anyone else is going, get there nice and early (6pm is about right) as you’re not guaranteed to get in and there was already a big queue when we got there.
Inside it’s a bit wierd – the set is tiny (and very short), and it’s definitely a strange experience to be sat there and witnessing it all first hand. Filming took about 2 hours, but I’d say that the funniest bits will probably be cut – Jermaine Greer blurting out “Fat as Fuck” was probably the highlight!